There’s been a lot of chit chat on social media of late about Forbes top 38 (why 38?) Metal Bands of All Time.

I’ve noticed a lot of this sort of thing these days. Top Gear writing about PlayStation. Or Cosmopolitan about Self Defence. SEO bread crumbs laid in bulk, scattered as far and wide as possible in an attempt to widen their potential audience.

Normally, I’d scoff at such a thing. After all, what does Forbes know about Metal?

See for yourself and let me know if they aced it or if they botched it in the comments.